Madtv Raging Rudolph

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Mad Tv Raging Rudolph

The Children’s Family Network presents the story of Rudolf told by Martin Scorsese, Raging Rudolph. In this story, Rudolf is beaten up because of his nose, and feels that he will never fit in. That is when he meets Hermey the Drill, who left Santa's workshop when he refused to give Santa his tribute.

<This post has become our annual xmas season special. Enjoy…and may yoose keep ya’s noses clean, be good earners and stay in the good graces of the Reinfather for another year.>

Last night was the annual broadcast of the classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer animation, which no doubt many of the parents in the audience had to sit through. So today, I share the classic MadTV “The Reinfather Trilogy” with you…

Warning: Extreme violence, incredibly vulgar langauge, blasphemy, poor table manners and in general none of these three videos should be played if you are prone to being offended, have small children near you, or will get in trouble for laughing out loud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-qM78XinyE (embedding is disabled on this one…)

Youtube: icjh6wGUUfE - Raging Rudolph - MADtv Movies Preview remove-circle Share or Embed This Item. EMBED (for wordpress.com hosted blogs and archive.org item tags) Want more? Advanced embedding details, examples,. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Mad TV, series 1, was an American sketch comedy series, originally aired in the United States on the Fox Network between October 1995, and June 1996. Mad TV's first season premiered in the 1995 television season, on October 14 at 11 p.m., thirty minutes before the time-slot of its chief rival, Saturday Night Live. The original Mad TV repertory cast members were Bryan Callen, David Herman. Directed by Michael Blieden. With Crista Flanagan, Keegan-Michael Key, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald. Episode #1307 with Mo Collins and Debra Wilson: Whitney Opening w/Debra Wilson, Tribute to a Dummy, Lorraine at Universal Studios w/Mo Collins, Beowulf, Investigative Report #2, Debra and Jordan on the Rooftop, Rice and Beans #2, Skittling, Steve Byrne Stand Up, Raging Rudolph, Show Close - Keegan.

Raging Rudolph – Goodfellas Parody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEumZuJXqYM

The Reinfather – Godfather Parody

A Pack of Gifts Now – Apocalypse Now Parody

Easy to Assemble
A man (David Herman) is putting together a Happy Hobbity Horse rocking horse for his daughter Alicia in time for Christmas morning, but the instructions are as big as a bedroom window, and make it hard to set up. As he sets it up, he is getting more and more frustrated. He calms these frustrations by drinking liquored egg nog. As the night goes on, the man is starting to lose his mind. He fiercely prays to God to please let him get this thing together. It is almost morning, and he almost has it together. He only has to screw in one more screw, but he ends up screwing it in too hard, and the whole thing collapses. His wife (Mary Scheer) comes down and tells him to just not put it together if he is having so much trouble, and that Alicia is getting plenty of gifts, but the man does not want to give up, and let the horse win. By the morning, the man has gone completely insane, and is now riding the duck taped horse believing he's a cowgirl.
Credits:David Herman (Dad), Mary Scheer (Mom), Chelsea Russo (Alicia)
Happy Birthday Jesus! #1
The cast is throwing a birthday party for a very special person, Jesus Christ. As a present, they get him the new Smashing Pumpkins CD, and allow him first crack at the piÃ±ata. As Jesus starts to wail the stick around, the cast decides that they better start the show before someone gets hurt.
Credits: Nicole Sullivan (Herself), Phil LaMarr (Himself), Debra Wilson (Herself), Bryan Callen (Himself), Orlando Jones (Himself), David Herman (Himself), Mary Scheer (Herself), Donald Sager (Jesus Christ)
Wonder Rake 5000
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Credits:David Herman (Spishak Man)
Vancome Lady-Dept. Store Santa
After failing at the Vancome counter, and the hospital, the Vancome Lady Kathy Wajanowski (Nicole Sullivan) tries her hand at being one of Santa Clause's mall elf’s, but as can be seen, she is still her same rude self, refusing a fat kid, a homeless woman and child because Santa doesn't deliver to the homeless because homeless means no home, no home means no fireplace, no fireplace means no chimney, and no chimney means no Santa, and a Jewish boy because his people killed Jesus Christ. When Santa comes to see what all the commotion is, everyone tells him what Kathy has been doing. Santa immediately fires Kathy. Kathy thanks Santa for letting her sit on his lap after work, pulls off his beard to show the kids, and escorts herself out of the mall.
Credits: Bart Williams (Santa Claus), Phil LaMarr (Mark's Dad), Bryan Robinson (Mark), Nicole Sullivan (Kathy Wajanowski: The Vancome Lady), Zilah Hill (Homeless Mom), Joanna Flores (Danielle) Mary Scheer (Jewish Mother), Christopher Baggio (Niel)

Fruitcake Vs Santa
There has something that has been on Orlando Jones's mind for years. Fruitcake Vs. Santa Clause. The many similarities between the two include. Both are filled with sweetness and fat, both can get stuck in the chimney, and both are loaded with rum. There is only one difference between the two. Santa isn't delicious.
Credits:Orlando Jones (Himself)
Spy Vs Spy-Plunger **Animation**
Black Spy attaches a plunger with a brick at the end of it to the top of White Spy's window, and sets a hose off outside his window to make him think it's raining. When White Spy goes to shut the window, the brick hits him in the head and knocks him out, allowing Black Spy to go into his room and grab his top secret plans.
Raging Rudolph *Claymation*
The Children’s Family Network presents the story of Rudolf told by Martin Scorsese, Raging Rudolph. In this story, Rudolf is beaten up because of his nose, and feels that he will never fit in. That is when he meets Hermey the Drill, who left Santa's workshop when he refused to give Santa his tribute. Rudolf and Hermey then decide to work together to bring down Santa's village. While Santa is counting the money he's made on pure 'snow', Rudolf and Hermey send Yukon Corn Leone who takes Santa and his head reindeer out. With Santa gone, Rudolf and Hermey take control of the North Pole.
College Advisor
Mark (Bryan Callen) wishes to get into some of the biggest colleges in America, but his college advisor Mr. Gerard (Phil LaMarr) thinks that he is heading for a big disappointment because he does not have the nuts and bolts to make it in the real world. At lunch he sat by himself, he tells people what he really thinks at parties, and in his whole life has never enjoyed oral or missionary position sex. His parents Ted (David Herman), and Connie (Mary Scheer) are shocked to hear this, and blame the sexless television. Mark leaves the office determined to prove that he can make it into college on his own merit. Ted asks if there is anything they can do. Gerard suggests getting him a prostitute, and gives him the number to his wife who does some 'tutoring' on the side.

Credits:Phil LaMarr (Gerard), Bryan Callen (Mark), Mary Scheer (Connie), David Herman (Ted)
The X-mas That Santa Forgot
Santa Claus (David Herman) while going down a chimney, hurts his head, and forgets who he is. Now it's up to one boy, Tommy (Bryan Callen) to return Santa's memory, or else Christmas will be cancelled. Tommy tries dropping Santa on his head again from the chimney, whacking him with a ladle, a baseball bat, and a sling shot, but Santa's memory is still gone. In order to jog his memory, Tommy gets Santa's elves to come and see him, it does not work. When all hope seems lost, Tommy tells the elves that they must not give up, because what about all the good girls and boys who have been good all year? The elves are inspired by Tommy's belief, and decide that Tommy must deliver all the presents. As he rides on the sleigh with Santa, even Tommy loses hope, as he knows that only Santa can do this. While trying to cheer up Tommy, Santa's memory starts to return, and Christmas is saved.
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Cartoon Rudolph

Bryan Callen (Tommy), David Herman (Santa Claus), Nicole Sullivan (Mom), Billy Barty (Head Elf)
The Bank
A man goes to his local bank to talk about his cheque being bounced despite the fact that he has more than enough money. The teller (Debra Wilson) tells him that he has insufficient funds in his account. The man thinks that the teller is being extremely rude with him on the issue. Applying her lip stick when she should be helping him. She then starts to mock him, because she is behind the glass and knows he can't do anything. She then rights 'HA HA!' in lip stick on the window. The man demands to see the bank manager (David Herman), but the bank manager is as rude as the teller is, as he also mocks the man too. The man demands that he have all of his money right at that moment, but the bank refuses, and taunts him by saying things like 'We got your money!', and 'You can't get your money!'
Credits:Debra Wilson (Teller), David Herman (Manager), Bryan Callen (Worker #1), Phil LaMarr (Worker #2)
Monologue-Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore comes on to say how much Christmas is his favourite holiday and tells the story of his moms boyfriend Danny who slipped up on his drinking and demanded to go to San Diego. When his mom said no, he went into the kitchen where Pauly was waiting. Pauly continued to fuel his Danny's drinking, until he was so drunk that he was stumbling around the party demanding to go to San Diego. When he backhands Pauly's sister, the whole room gets in a fight with him, and the party ends with the house destroyed, and Danny as well.

Credits: Nicole Sullivan (Herself), Debra Wilson (Herself), Mary Scheer (Herself), Pauly Shore (Himself)
Donut Shop
A woman (Nicole Sullivan) is ordering donuts and a coffee at a donut shop. When the employee (Bryan Callen) spills the coffee, the woman suggests that he 'get out of those wet pants and into a dry martini' the man begins to take off his pants. He then informs her that he will do anything she asks as long as she's ordering donuts. She then starts to ask him to do things like 'hit yourself on the head' and getting him to get her a donut Sold Gold Dancer style. When she asks for a jelly donut, he informs her that they do not have it. She then wishes someone would shoot her. the employee obeys, and gets out a gun, causing her to run out of the store.
Credits:Bryan Callen (Employee),

Madtv Raging Rudolph Ii The Reinfather

Nicole Sullivan (Female Customer #1), Phil LaMarr (Male Customer), Mary Scheer (Female Customer #2)
Happy Go Lucky Phil
Bryan Callen comes on to the MADtv stage, where Phil LaMarr is crocheting something. Bryan tells Phil that he accidentally dinged his car. Phil says that it's okay, and that he has learned to keep all of his deep dark feeling down inside him, where it will grow, fester, and wait. Phi thinks that this is probably why he is an actor, because reading Hamlet seems much easier than keeping this big ball of hatred deep inside him. Bryan is starting to get scared and wants to desperately get out of the situation. Phil then says that one day his ball of anger might explode into a fit of extreme rage at something so small as someone dinging his car. Maybe even if it was a close friend. But that hasn't happened yet, so until that day, Phil says that he will just be happy go lucky Phil.
Credits:Phil LaMarr (Himself),

Bryan Callen (Himself)
Last Call
a recovering alcoholic Bobby (Artie Lange) goes to a bar to order a club soda when he runs into Mrs. Barone (Mary Scheer). He just flunked his real estate test for the 4th time, and now has to face his wife. Barone calms him down by giving him smokes. When she goes to the bathroom after ordering a white wine, Bobby drinks it and unfortunately, gets back on the wagon. He is doing a shot when his partner (Nicole Sullivan) comes in. She is shocked to see him drinking and smoking and finally gives up on him, telling him to go cry to his sponsor. To calm her nerves, Barone offers her a cigarette. She takes it, and remembers how good smoking use to be.
Credits:Hal Havins (Bartender), Artie Lange (Bobby), Mary Scheer (Barone), Nicole Sullivan (Woman)
Spy Vs Spy-Tank Bomb **Animation**
White Spy sees that Black Spy is waiting in a tree, planning on dropping a bomb on him when he goes by in his tank. To fight this, White Spy puts a fake bomb cover over his bomb so that when he goes to drop it, he only drops the cover, and instead blows himself up. The plan works, and White Spy gets through unscaved.
Happy Birthday Jesus! #2
The cast is now sitting at a long table with Jesus in the middle ala The Last Supper giving him a cake. The cast wishes everyone a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, and a Joyous Kwanza. The show ends with Nicole Sullivan, and Orlando Jones fighting over who gets the rose on Jesus’ cake.
Credits: Bryan Callen (Himself), Debra Wilson (Herself), David Herman (Himself), Mary Scheer (Herself), Donald Sager (Jesus Christ), Phil LaMarr (Himself), Nicole Sullivan (Herself), Orlando Jones (Herself)
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Starring:

Bryan Callen (3A/4S/0W/0AF)
David Herman (3A/4S/0W/0AF)
Orlando Jones (2A/1S/1W/0AF)
Phil LaMarr (5A/2S/0W/0AF)
Artie Lange (0A/1S/0W/0AF)
Mary Scheer (6A/2S/0W/0AF)
Nicole Sullivan (5A/2S/0W/0AF)
Debra Wilson (3A/1S/0W/0AF)

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Special Appearances, Co-Starring, and Featuring:

Chelsea Russo (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
Donald Sager (0A/2S/0W/0AF)
Bart Williams (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
Bryan Robinson (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
Zilah Hill (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
Joanna Flores (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
Christopher Baggio (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
Billy Barty (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
Pauly Shore (0A/1S/0W/0AF)
Hal Havins (1A/0S/0W/0AF)

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